Nobody Can Agree On What Counts As A Sandwich And It's Tearing Group Chats Apart

Hot dogs, tacos, and one cursed question that has ended actual friendships.

It starts innocently. Someone asks if a hot dog is a sandwich. Four hours later the group chat has factions, manifestos, and at least one person on mute.

The 'ingredient' camp says anything with filling between bread qualifies. By that logic, a hot dog is a sandwich, a taco is close, and a Pop-open toaster pastry is a dessert calzone.

The 'culture' camp argues a sandwich is whatever people call a sandwich. Nobody orders 'a hot dog sandwich,' therefore it isn't one. Case closed, allegedly.

There is no right answer, which is exactly why the debate refuses to die. Send it to your most opinionated friend and watch the chaos bloom.